Poor Lily Allen.
You'd think that what with the royal wedding—aka, the Most Important (and Merchandisable) Nuptials of All Time—just a month away, she'd be able to slip her own vow swap preparations by the British press unnoticed. Unfortunately, Allen's cover was blown this week when the press, with a massive assist from a privacy-eschewing wedding guest, leaked her and fiancé Sam Cooper's save the date cards.
Forget a plus-one. This jerk just earned themself a minus-one. Not to mention, a bounty on their head courtesy of the none too pleased bride-to-be.
"Oh and whoever leaked my wedding invite to the press, you're a dick and your not invited anymore, have some respect and stay at home," she tweeted this morning.
The tweet came in the wake of several British newspapers running a photo of the charming just-sent save the dates, which show Allen and Cooper's faces superimposed on those of an old couple riding a tractor.
Unsurprisingly, it's a harbinger of a country wedding, as the cards also note that the wedding will take place in the rural southwest county of Gloucestershire on Saturday June 11.
The rest of her wedding details, at least, remain a mystery. A good pal of Kate Moss and other British celebs, the guest list remains confidential, as does her wedding dress. Though on that count, there have been some fairly obvious clues.
Earlier this month, Allen—a former Chanel brand ambassador—met with designer Karl Lagerfeld, ostensibly to put the finishing touches on her wedding gown.