Whether it’s a pustule-encrusted demon from the bowels of hell living inside your bathroom mirror that has the souls of your dead pets as his eternal slaves or being forced to watching The Two Coreys, everybody is afraid of something. To prove it, in volume two of reader clip submissions, Soup Blog loyalist Counselor Ed sends this shocking peek into someone’s phobic nightmare. Specifically, a woman whose terror of cotton balls has rendered her a quivering mess—“to have a cotton ball near me is worse than death!—which Maury Povich exploits like the bloodless fiend that he is. And keep those videos coming, folks.