On last night's Bad Girls Club, some of the bad girls decided to play charades. (Man, these girls are so bad!) But their plans were quickly derailed when they realized that one of the prerequisites for charades is having a functioning brain, and not all of them did.
C'mon Char, you have to use a sentence Jessica would understand. Like this one: "Jessica moved to North Carolina, California to go on TV and prove she was the dumbest of the dumbest girls on the planet."
Now Jessica, what's the subject of that sentence? Before your head explodes, we should tell you it's a trick question. The subject is actually, "Our public school system." And the adjective that describes the subject is, "Holy-f--king-shitty-bad."