It was the season finale of Jersey Shore last night, which means we won't see the gang until they flare up again next season in Italy. Until then, we'll be left with only memories and some residual burning during urination.
Anyway, in case you missed it, JWoww and Roger are now officially in a relationship. And here, he tries to get out of work by pretending to be sick, but JWoww sort of screws things up.
Hope you didn't just lose your job, Roger. Especially now that you're dating JWoww; you're going to need those health benefits.