"Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person," he tells the mag. "She's the kind of person that if you're blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you'll enjoy it. I'm not sure you'll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f--k her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person."
That, and thankful that you bought that sturdy dining room set from Crate and Barrel as opposed to a cheaply-made one from IKEA.