Charlie Sheen is apparently still welcome on ABC.
On Monday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, just as the host asked billionaire HDNet owner Mark Cuban about recent business meetings he's had with the run-amok actor, Sheen himself charged onstage carrying a tote bag full of T-shirts printed with various odes to "winning," "tiger blood" and other Sheenisms.
But first, a kiss.
As the audience went absolutely nuts (yeah, that'll help bring Sheen back down to earth, guys), Kimmel held out his hand but Sheen went right for a Euro-chic smooch on the lips.
He then autographed the Brett Dennen album cover sitting on Kimmel's desk—the one the host was going to hold up when he announced his musical guest—and gave it to an audience member.
"I can't stay, sorry," a raspy-voiced Sheen said as he sat down and started pulling swag out of the bag. "I have a show to write, dammit!"
After he and Cuban had tossed all of the T-shirts into the audience, Sheen presented one final gift to Kimmel, a mug with cartoon pictures of a fox taped to both sides.
"I'll let you figure it out, my man," the actor said coyly, obviously referring to reports that he has met with Fox executives about a potential project with the network.
"You have a very weird life, you really do," Kimmel told Cuban as Sheen left the stage to a chorus of cheers and wild applause.