Now that you're back from church, where you were praying furiously for God to make Charlie Sheen say some more crazy s--t, join us for a dip into the best of your week in Soup.
1. The Bachelor: Once the choosing of a life partner is over for most folks, it's all beer on the couch, TV dinners in bed and everlasting passion. Not for Brad Womack, however, who must confront miffed, also-ran Chantal and pretend he still cares. Which is apparently even harder than pretending he cared the first time around.