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Soup Top 5: Love Means Always Having to Say You're Sorry on The Bachelor

Now that you're back from church, where you were praying furiously for God to make Charlie Sheen say some more crazy s--t, join us for a dip into the best of your week in Soup.

1. The Bachelor: Once the choosing of a life partner is over for most folks, it's all beer on the couch, TV dinners in bed and everlasting passion. Not for Brad Womack, however, who must confront miffed, also-ran Chantal and pretend he still cares. Which is apparently even harder than pretending he cared the first time around.

Four more to go, Soup fiends!

2. Brad Womack: If it's hard for you to imagine Brad—a guy so unstable merely appearing on The Bachelor sent him into major therapy—suddenly becoming a father, you're not alone. It's taxing his imagination to the max, apparently.

3. American Idol: What does it take to fluster Ryan Seacrest? A pretty girl. With an illness.

4. Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump is not only an expert at making money. When it comes to biting into women with image issues, he's a real shark. Luckily, Lisa Rinna is perfectly at ease with her surgically mutated lips. Isn't she?

5. The Real Houswives of Orange County: Some guys have to work horrible, dead-end jobs. Slade works for his GF, OC housewife Gretchen, who pays him with sex. Apparently the horrible, dead-end jobs were all taken.

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