On last night's Celebrity Apprentice, things got a little heated in the boardroom when Lisa Rinna defended her reasoning behind agreeing to become project manager. It was then that ol' Trumpster decided to get everyone refocused on what was really important.
Yes, you look much better. Before, I didn't know whether to kiss those sausage lips or serve them next to my flapjacks.
Speaking of flapjacks, you may be starting to think your breasts could use some work. Don't do it. I like my women natural.
O.K., which of you other gals has a body-image complex I can help contribute to?