On last night's Survivor: Redemption Island, the Zapatera Tribe won a challenge and were rewarded with a feast. Which is good, because they were all starving. But apparently no one more so than Mike.
But now I'm thinking about sex, since I just said it. And I'm still hungry. Uh oh, two strong urges mixing... Quick, hand me a cucumber—and don't ask any questions.
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