The officially former Two and a Half Men star was out and about today with girlfriend No. 1 (or No. 2, who knows what the hierarchy is) Natalie Kenly, and it doesn't look like he was signing up for unemployment benefits...
"Bring it!" yelled a triumphant, machete-wielding Sheen, who went up to the roof of concert promoter Live Nation's building in Beverly Hills to do his best Monty Python impersonation address his fans.
Just why he was wielding a sword cannot be divined at this time, but he was supposedly at Live Nation for a business meeting.
"Working on a reality right now," he told the paparazzi as he descended the stairs following his brief trip to the moon, er, roof, along with Kenly and a bodyguard.
"Free at last! This is the greatest day of my life," Sheen added in regard to being officially fired today by Two and a Half Men studio Warner Bros. Television.
When asked if he was going to sue CBS, his network home for the last seven-plus years, he replied, "CB-who? How do you spell that? S-U-K...?"
Sheen, who earlier today tweeted that he's looking for a "#winning intern" to help him handle the social media fray, also said that he needed to make a call to find out if he's supposed to go to court tomorrow to deal with custody issues between him and ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
—Reporting by Daniel Ramos
(Originally published March 7, 2011, at 7:40 p.m. PT)