Charlie Sheen is right. He is worth more than what they pay him for Two and a Half Men. At least if the Charlie Sheen reality show that's been appearing on a variety of networks this week is any indication.
And as if that's not enough sheer entertainment for your normal brains to process, Joel introduces you to a woman who could be not only America's Next Top Model but anything else she wants. Including a self-portrait artist with the skills of a second-grader. Almost.
Don't forget to tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for more sweet action when your latest Soup spills all over your nice clean life.