Adam Larkey/ABCYou already know who's dancing. Now's your chance to find out who's gonna be dating—er, dancing with whom.
Wel, the wait is over, as ABC this morning unveiled its super secretive celeb-dancer pairings for the 12th season of Dancing With the Stars. But first, a moment of silence for absentee dancers Derek Hough, Jonathan Roberts and (gasp!) Edyta Sliwinska.
OK, moment over. Now if we could just figure out why Louis Van Amstel has such a thing for E! talent (hi, Kelly! And Niecy!). Not that we blame him, of course…
Without further ado, here are the pairs that will vie for the spot at the top of the leaderboard when the season kicks off March 21.
• Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• "Psycho" Mike Catherwood and Lacey Schwimmer
• Chris Jericho and Cheryl Burke
• Chelsea Kane and Mark Ballas
• Sugar Ray Leonard and Anna Trebunskaya
• Ralph Macchio and Karina Smirnoff
• Petra Nemcova and Dmitry Chaplin
• Romeo and Chelsie Hightower
• Hines Ward and Kym Johnson
• Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel
• Wendy Williams and Tony Dovolani
See you crazy kids on the parquet!