You guys aren't gonna believe this, but Charlie Sheen is talkin' crazy.
After CBS and Warner Bros. jointly agreed to shut down Two and a Half Men yesterday, Sheen proclaimed that he totally didn't care anyway, because he was gonna go have a show on HBO, dammit.
Really, Charlie? Really? Let's see what ultra-classy premium cable network HBO has to say about that:
We know this will come as a complete shocker, but unlike many of the porn stars of the greater Los Angeles area, HBO insists it's not in bed with Charlie Sheen.
An HBO spokesman confirms to E! News that the network does not have a project in the works with Sheen. Indeed, it would be highly unusual for Home Box Office, which shares a corporate parent with Warner Bros. Television, the studio that produces Two and a Half Men, to be in secret talks with the star of a corporate cousin's golden syndication goose.
Sheen had texted Radar Online yesterday to say, "I'm close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10-show guarantee. It will be epic, all types of guests, and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!"
Well, absurdity does seem to be the topic of the hour, doesn't it?
Would you watch Sheen's Corner? Or are you gonna stick to Real Time With Bill Maher for now?