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Joel McHale, The Soup

E! Networks

In this evening's pot of insanity...

Survivor's self-proclaimed former federal agent Phil uses his lethal sniper skills to ensure the tribe a bountiful meal, by which we mean he throws rocks at tiny crabs until he hits one...

America's Next Top Model returns so Tyra can toy with the models' emotions before sticking them into giant beach balls and throwing them in a pool...

Charlie Sheen morphs into a dragon, snorts the sun up his nose and unleashes fiery hell on all who walk below him...or at least that's probably what he sees in his everything-addled mind...

Our favorite Jeopardy contestant who's not a super-computer has her mind stuck in the furry gutter...

And The Real Housewives of Miami hits your TV screens with a bunch of horrifying, plastic faces...

Pour this down your gullet tonight at 10pm ET/PT!