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Two and a Half Men Shut Down for the Season

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Are you happy now, Charlie Sheen?

The garrulous star can spend as much time in the Bahamas as he wants, now that CBS has pulled the plug on Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season.

And CBS is not playing coy when it comes to the reason.

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"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season," the Powers That Be said in a joint statement.

There's so much to choose from when referencing said "totality," but the hard-partying actor's fatal faux pas just may have been slamming Men creator Chuck Lorre on the radio today.

"I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world, by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process," the "100 percent clean" Sheen said on The Alex Jones Show. "Last I checked, Chaim, I've spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold, and the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."

LISTEN: Charlie's radio ramblings

Being under the bus was apparently more of a concern for Lorre, because Sheen sure ain't going back to work on Feb. 28 anymore.

The Emmy-nominated writer-producer had recently included a few jabs at Sheen in his signature postshow vanity cards, which flash at the end of all his sitcoms, including Men, The Big Bang Theory and Mike & Molly.

"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed," he wrote at the end of one.

While it was no secret that the show's crew wasn't exactly pleased when Sheen's latest round of shenanigans scored them some unsolicited vacation time, his costars seemed to be hanging in there.

We wonder if they're going to be quite as supportive now.

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