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TWO AND A HALF MEN, Charlie Sheen

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Are you happy now, Charlie Sheen?

The garrulous star can spend as much time in the Bahamas as he wants, now that CBS has pulled the plug on Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season.

And CBS is not playing coy when it comes to the reason.

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season," the Powers That Be said in a joint statement.

There's so much to choose from when referencing said "totality," but the hard-partying actor's fatal faux pas just may have been slamming Men creator Chuck Lorre on the radio today.

"I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world, by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process," the "100 percent clean" Sheen said on The Alex Jones Show. "Last I checked, Chaim, I've spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold, and the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."

LISTEN: Charlie's radio ramblings