Real Housewives Of Miami Cast

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The Real Housewives pandemic continues to spread through America's body like an unstoppable, botoxed force. 

And this time it's serious, because it's hit the tip of America's wang: Miami, Florida. Here, as we zero in on the infected area, we see Marysol

speaking to her wine-soaked mother. 






Well, let's just see what went down. So to speak.

Honey, tell me. Tell your drunk, latex-faced mother who looks like the world's most frightening telenovella villainess what it's like to be with a Frenchman. Please, I may only have a few good years left before my face melts below my knees and covers my genitals, so I need to know.    

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