Check out the new commercial for Miss Dior Chéri, so oozing in love for Paris and Lost in Translation close-ups that you'd swear Sofia Coppola directed it.
Oh wait, she did!
So at least we can then assume that the quick cut of a white swan gliding through the water was purely tongue-in-cheek, considering Natalie Portman is the belle du jour who gets roses, zips up her perfect little black Dior dress and goes to meet the man who is captivated by her charms.
Portman also wears her Dior shades into the tub, where she appears to have a far more peaceful experience than when she went for a soak in Black Swan.