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Charlie Sheen's Post-Bender Texts to Porn-Star Pal: "The Party's Over"

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When not even the promise of logging time with a hot young porn star can convince Charlie Sheen to do the right thing, you know he's in dire straits. Or at least, he was—you know, before the newly divorced Two and a Half Men star started pimping chocolate milk rehab. Now he's a totally changed man, of course.

So cast your minds back to two whole weeks ago, when Chuckles was wrapping up his hospitalization-requiring bender, in which he did his best to, um, befriend every adult film star in the contiguous United States.

Turns out, Sheen had quite the busy set of thumbs that night. From texting, people! So what did he have to say to his No. 1 gal?

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Just as his drug- and booze-fueled home bender was winding down, according to text messages obtained by E! News, Sheen appeared to be after the company of one porn star in particular: twentysomething Cassandra Cruz (you try and track down the real age of a porn star).

Cruz—whose day job, no joke, is working at Disneyland under a different name (happiest place on Earth, indeed)—told E! News that she was on her way over to the party when she fired off a text to the recovering TV star.

"Do you want to get together?" the star of such unmissable titles as Desperate Housewhores: Trophy Wives of Beverly Hills and (irony alert!) Not Charlie's Angels XXX asked.

"The party's over," Sheen replied.

Still, Cruz—your Teacup-riding kidlets will be happy to know—is drug-free and suspected Sheen could use some help getting to that state himself.

"I'm sober," Cruz responded. "If you ever want to go to a meeting, let me know."

The actor, however, turned down the offer—though, really, he had no other choice.

"Good luck," he wrote, referencing his plan to begin in-house rehabilitation. "We're in lock down now."

Lockdown or no, this is still Sheen we're talking about here. And he carried on just as you'd expect him to: by hitting on Cruz.

"I think you're really sexy," the still-married man wrote. Nice try, Charlie. But she must have gotten her two-and-a-half minutes of passion somewhere else.

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