"I'm such a work in progress at the moment, it's crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I don't forget the past, I'm cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but she's really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the p--sy, you're going to be just fine."
Robert Downey Jr., in a careening, crazy-cool interview in the new issue of Rolling Stone, which hits newsstands Aug. 8