You've no doubt spent countless hours asking yourself, how can the excitment of American Idol possibly get even more exciting?
And then the cop hits you on the feet with his night stick and says you can't lay there behind the dumpster any longer, and yet you still have no answer.
Come back for more at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a new Soup rolls out even more cutting edge hilarity! And you know it'll be good! Exclamation points don't lie!