From color blindness to lesbian chic, we're recapping the SAG Awards to judge the best and worst of Hollywood's leading ladies (and men!).
Even the stars who skipped this big night are fair game. Josh Duhamel is looking so much better without all that puffiness. Sorry, Fergie, but it's true. As for Claire Danes, she's won so many awards for that one part, even Temple Grandin said, "I'm not going, I'll TiVo this one."
See who else I'm riffing on with a bonus clip of Fashion Police: 2011 SAG Awards for some of the jokes that didn't make it on-air.