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This morning Wendy Williams had an important message for the one they call Snooki: Get your ass back into the gutter!

Heed her words, Snooki. Or the day will surely come when you turn around to see your best friend drunker, skankier, and covered in more guido than you've ever been. And as the God-only-knows how many men she will have slept with that night hold her hair back while she vomits you to an early reality-star demise, you'll barely have the strength to mutter, "Et tu, Deena?"