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    Bitch-Back! What Next For Kristen Stewart?

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    Dear Ted:
    I like to think I'm part of the group of Twilight fans who can laugh about how ridiculous it is sometimes. I mean "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb," come on! It's cheese city, but that's why they call them guilty pleasures, right?! I was wondering about this Snow White Kristen Stewart thing, are we talking a Disney remake or a dark look at the fairy tale? I love K.Stew, but I don't see her dressing up as a princess anytime soon! Love ya boo!
    Mary

    Dear Prissy Princess:
    Hell no, this is going to be a much edgier flick. Think Red Riding Hood with Amanda Seyfreid—but not as terrible looking (yes, I am judging a movie by its trailer). It's perfect edgy-but-A-list material for our real-life princess in love, Kristen.

    Dear Ted:
    What can you tell me about the mega-hunk I've just discovered by the name of Austin Nichols? Why isn't he a superstar? He's über hot, he can act and he's genuinely funny on his Twitter. What's his story, morning glory?
    —Gabby wants to know

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    Dear Hottie Alert:
    My, what devious taste you have. Austin is a total doll, and he isn't bad to look at, either—as you obviously noticed. Considering Austin's besties with Jake Gyllenhaal, clearly he's got a little sneak to him. Then again, those two haven't been Laker buddies or biking pals in a while. Maybe they've both more been concentrating on what it takes to be a real-deal moneyed superstar? Jake's generous with his tips, after all.

    Dear Ted:
    Were you as surprised as the rest of the world to hear about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's new baby? My puppy Sasha needs to know!
    Heather

    Dear Easy One:
    No. There's not a whole lot Kidman can do to surprise me anymore. And I so mean that.

    Dear Ted:
    Is Sheila Slurp-Never Michelle Williams? Which would make Spike Jonze Shark Wankberg? I am horrible at guessing these but I love and so does my Havanese Rickie!
    Erin

    Dear Slutty Valentine:
    Nope, sorry doll! But she has been a Blind Vice, just didn't count her in Thursday's mail, dammit. So make that four...and super kisses to Rickie!

    Dear Ted:
    Don't you think K.Stew would be great as Katniss Everdeen for the upcoming Hunger Games movies? I just finished the series and think she would be great. Thoughts?
    —Brandi from Portland

    Dear Tick for Tack:
    No way! Sorry B, but the last thing Kristen needs to get attached to is another Twilight. Blockbuster, yes, sci-fi franchise, no.

    Dear Ted:
    The Oscar noms are out....What's your take on the snubs?
    Snubalicious

    Dear And Action:
    I think the most egregious slights were in the director category. It's tough competition this year, I get it, but come on, no gals? That's bull! Also: Ryan Gosling, Andrew Garfield, Aaron Eckhart. I wouldn't have minded Mila Kunis over Amy Adams. It's all about Melissa Leo, we don't need the Academy to split their Fighter votes. Also, Tilda Swinton should have gotten a nod for I Am Love (brilliant, best performance of her career) and it goes without saying Joan Rivers was totally shafted, with her right-on documentary, A Piece of Work, completely ignored.

    Dear Ted:
    Is Aaron Rodgers really dating Jessica Szohr? I keep hearing this rumor, and I hope that's all it is. I don't want my boy going all Hollywood on me. Also, I'd love it if you could cheer for the Packers in the Superbowl! Thanks, Ted!
    Nic

    Dear One For The Team:
    In the process of investigating. Aaron is super Christian, like super, heart Jess but can't exactly see her putting up with a guy that's, well, kind of a prude.

    Dear Ted:
    You never did answer my question:) In a previous BB you referred to Nelly Fang's "missus," you didn't use the phrase "significant other" or "girlfriend". So does this mean that Nelly is a married man? My rescue mutt puppy, Bucky, wants to know.
    J

    Dear OMG:
    Just for you J., how about I do a Nelly Fang Bonus Blind later today? Have some fabulous dish regarding that "missus" of his.

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