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It's always a beneficial way to begin one's day with a truly informative morning talk show helmed by intelligent hosts with relevant, considered opinions.

And if you can't find one of those, Today goes pretty well with a brimming mug of cheap vodka and Sunny Delight. And speaking of drinks, Hoda and Kathie Lee like to kick start the a.m. with a little booze to go with their incisive reporting on stories like, oh, what kind of diseases you can catch from a dog.

A girl's got to learn to practice a little restraint, Kathie.