It's no longer a love shack, but it's still more than a little old place to get together.
Not wanting to let the impressive property go entirely, a pretty recent Oscar winner has put this three-bedroom, three-bathroom piece of Malibu paradise on the renter's market for the not-bargain-at-all price of $30,000.
Of course, that's just us. Surely the movie star who's going to be leaving the beachfront charmer in someone else's hands thinks it's an awesome deal! So, whose house is this?
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Ye olde bungalow belongs to none other than Charlize Theron, who ruled the 2003-04 awards season after playing a serial killer in Monster.
Set on private La Costa beach, the grounds feature a hot tub, a fire pit and an expansive deck on which to while away the hours watching the waves. Fancy stuff inside the 2,095-square-foot house includes a massive drop-down TV, a built-in sound system, security cameras and a soaking tub in the master bathroom.
Theron bought the place in 2001 for $2.2 million and shared the staycation-worthy digs with longtime boyfriend Stuart Townsend before they parted ways a year ago.
—Reporting by Claudia Rosenbaum