On last night's Basketball Wives, the show about women who are currently or were previously married to basketballs, Evelyn goes out on a date. With a human, not a basketball. Although, as awkward as her date was, she probably wishes it was with a basketball.

Hmm, that's interesting. You know what else rhymes? "Now I'm going to leave this place, and please remember I'm carrying mace."

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