If you thought that only seagulls peed wherever they want at the lovely Jersey coast, you obviously haven't witnessed JWoww with a bursting bladder.
But really, when a nightclub puts the women's room all the way downstairs, who can blame a girl for unleashing a tinkle behind the bar? All we can say is...
...it's a good thing she didn't have to deuce it.
And speaking of numbers, your numero uno basic cable host Joel McHale will be dropping a big load of laughter tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when a hot batch of Soup comes your way!