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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez

BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

So what do you think of JUSTLENA?
—Bindira, via the inbox

You speak of a newly minted and paparazzi friendly couple consisting, reportedly, of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

So let's determine their new, convenient media nickname once and for all, shall we?

Precedent dictates that we take the first part of the guy's name and the second part of the girl's—hence Robsten, or the erstwhile Gyllenspoon—or vice versa. So, as much as I like, say, SeBeeb, it doens't fit the protocol.

Instead, we're left with, say:

  • Justena
  • Biebez
  • Bobbleheads Who Love Each Other
  • Gober

Or do you have a better idea? I'm sure you do.

Followers of our @BieberDish Twitter had a different fave. Find out in my latest podcast! in my latest podcast!