BRAND NEW ON E!
On last night's Real Housewives of Who Cares Where at This Point, Kim headed off on a club tour with Kandi. Kandi was out to push her new album, and Kim was out to push blood out of people's ears when she raped them with her voice. However, before she could get to the club and commence with the ear-raping, Kim had to live on the smoke-free tour bus. But she was willing to make certain compromises with the bus driver if he would let her light up a few.
That's a deal. I drive much better when I'm drunk. For example, I'm standing here talking to you while no one's at the wheel and we're zipping down the highway. Next stop: Club Highway Median!