We could tell you about a nutty man with a big stick, or a cute seal and a funny penguin, but let's cut to the really good stuff in your latest Soup sample.
Of course we're talking about Good Day New York's Greg Kelly and his brave defense of David Arquette's right to hang out in strip clubs. Yes, it takes a real man to speak his mind on television these days, and apparently when God was handing out guts Kelly came back for seconds.
And when it comes to real men, it takes one to know one, and Joel McHale knows'em all. What that means exactly, we have no idea, but you can mull it over as you guffaw through every second of tonight's superlative new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!