There are so many excellent reasons for America to watch The Bachelor that we hardly know where to begin.
For one thing, the show is allowing a damaged young man a second chance. The man in question is damaged Brad Womack, who has been on a painful journey of healing ever since he decided that no woman on season 11 was good enough for him. He's seen a therapist, he's contemplated his inner self as he's eaten cereal alone, and now he's a healthy, improved person. He's also utterly ridiculous, but let Joel McHale make that case.
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