Minus the baggage of boring old cougar Courteney Cox, free-spirited funster David Arquette is living the high life, Hollywood-style. In fact, over New Years, the Dave Machine revved up so much that he busted his nose dancing The Worm, and then took the party to Tinsel Town strip joint Crazy Girls for some naked lady flesh icing on that good time cake.
For some reason, uptight Good Day New York co-anchor Julie Chang thinks there's something wrong with that. Thank God Greg Kelly is around to set her straight.
"Yeah, so? He's separated, he's single. I mean, what?"
A man likes to keep it real, sweetheart. Bros before hos. Wait, are stippers considered hos? Anyway, like, what?