This morning, when we saw this picture, we assumed Oprah was doing another "Favorite Things" episode, only this time her favorite thing was bitch-slapping an Australian celebrity.
"You get to bitch slap Hugh Jackman! And you get to bitch slap Hugh Jackman!"
Alas, we were incorrect. It turns out this was merely the aftermath of a zip lining stunt gone wrong. Please now enjoy this footage of the, er, foremath. Or...the math. Whatever, just watch it.
Wow. That went worse than the pilot episode of Viva Laughlin. Oh, we remember, Hugh. We never forget.