We've heard of the best man getting wild, but this little guy is only 8.
"He got wasted. He got really wasted," Green, 37, said during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday. "But he made it through. He sobered up in time."
Before you call child services, you should know he was joking, folks.
Yuks aside, Green said that Kassius, his son with actress ex Vanessa Marcil, served as his best man—and that the wedding was an intimate, well-planned out event for the long-term lovers.
"We didn't elope. We planned the whole thing," Green said. "It was just the three of us, we included [Kassius] in the ceremony."
After Kimmel repeatedly gushed over Fox's foxiness, Green acknowledged that he's "a lucky man."
"I know you're a huge fan of hers," he told Kimmel.
Green also said he's no slouch in the looks department, discussing his many shirtless appearances as handyman Keith Watson on Desperate Housewives.
"I do feel like a piece of meat," he laughed.