So, the toothy showdown went somethin' like this: The vampire team that earned the most for his charity would get to pick slogans that would go on T-shirts that both vampires would have to wear.
I's pretty clear who won...
But Bill Compton only narrowly beat Eric Northman—by $829! Wow.
Still, the duo earned more than $70,000 for charity. How totally fabosh is that? Moyer's moolah went to The Gulf Aid while Skarsgård's went to SOS Children's Villages.
We're dying that Moyer made his shirt read "I Like My Bitches Blonde" (that's a good thing for Anna Paquin) while A.Skars' simply says "Bill's Bitch."
Too funny—and maybe just a little bit too truthful?
Obvs we want to know: Whose bitch would you rather be?
We heart you Moyer, promise, but you know Team Truth is Team Skarsgård.