If you watch Skating With the Stars, then you know that so far there's been one clear leader: Dick Button. We don't care that he's a judge and not a competitor. Just like the ABC executives don't care that Skating With the Stars isn't really a TV show.
But speaking of Dick, here he is giving an impressive compliment to Vince Neil. And by the way, this is the best compliment a Dick could ever give you.
And speaking of the age of 12, clearly we're stuck there.
But Dick wasn't finished. He continued doling out the praise to Vince in as strange a way as he knew how.
And just like those new x-ray machines, you can opt out of Dick, but then you get pat down by Johnny.