Everybody loves Alabama. And the state isn't bad either. In fact, it's so fantastic it's earned its very own gaggle-of-females-based reality show, Bama Belles.
And what an enticing image of genteel Southern living it displays; the debut episode features not only a couple of Belles letting cows eat crackers from their mouths, but Belle Melissa who's sho-nuff distressed over whether she'll land a job as a bladder-pacemaker salesperson. Which she needs, as her yacht-selling job has gone belly-up. Really.
Yep. That's pretty much how it works.
On the other hand, if you do get the job, we can look forward to upcoming Bama Belles episodes all about Southern bladder issues.