It's always fascinating entertainment learning what comprises one man's unique existence in Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It, and now we get an enlightening glimpse into his baby mama's life as she knows it.
Which includes putting peanut butter in her butt crack. Why? Let Joel McHale fill you in on the situation as he knows it, but bear in mind you may have second thoughts next time you're slathering on the Skippy.
And don't miss your thick and creamy new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!