It may only be the first of December, but we're gonna go ahead and call this a Christmas miracle anyway: Jon Gosselin has a job.
Like, a real one. That has nothing to do with reality TV.
Everyone still standing? OK, then…a source tells E! News that the original octodad has found work in the technology field—you know, his profession before he became a reality-starring, Ed Hardy-wearing womanizer.
"Jon is back at work at a normal job not in media or entertainment," the source says. "He's working in technology, which he did before the show."
And he apparently isn't paying too much mind to his ex-wife Kate Gosselin's ongoing TV shenanigans, including her appearance on the Today show this morning in which she said she was still awaiting an apology.
"He is happy as can be," the source said.
And, incidentally, still happily dating girlfriend Ellen Ross. Sorry, ladies.