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• Justin Bieber took home the Artist of the Year Award at the American Music Awards Sunday night, making him the youngest artist ever to win the trophy.
• Lindsay Lohan is Linda Lovelace no more. It was announced over the weekend that the rehabbing starlet will be replaced by Couple's Retreat star Malin Ackerman.
• Following a bitter custody battle, Jesse James' ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder received visitation rights to see the couple's daughter Sunny on all major holidays.
• Daniel Day-Lewis is gearing up to star in Steven Spielbierg's Lincoln biopic. Honest!
• While Courtney Love was posting half-naked photos on Twitter, Anne Hathaway was hitting the stage at SNL doing a rather hilarious imitation of Katie Homes.
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 rocked this weekend's box office with a whopping $125.1 million.
• The FBI is now on the case after an anthrax scare at Dancing With the Stars. The substance, allegedly targeting Brisol Palin, turned out to be talcum powder.
• While the entertainment industry paid final respects to slain publicist Ronnie Chasen at a funeral Sunday, we looked back at five other mysterious murders that have shocked Hollywood.