Let's break this down.
Nick Loeb, the beau of Modern Family vixen Sofía Vergara, has just finalized his divorce. His ex-wife of five years, Anna Loeb, gets $15,000 in alimony and the family dog, a Lab named Santorini. Nick gets to keep dating the Colombian hottie.
Sounds like Nick came out on top...
Lawyers for both sides have declined to comment on the settlement. But a source told E! News that it's a pretty standard divorce, particularly since the Loebs never had children.
According to the insider, the ex-couple had a prenup, since Nick's a trust-fund baby (dad John Loeb Jr. was an ambassador to Denmark during the Reagan era).
Anna filed for divorce shortly after she was arrested for a DUI during her hubby's unsuccessful campaign for a Florida State Senate seat.
Nick, 35, recently made headlines when he suffered serious injuries including a broken leg and a fractured pelvis in a horrific car accident last August. And Vegara, 38, has been by his side helping him in his recovery ever since.
The twosome have played coy about whether they plan on tying the knot, but with Nick reportedly eyeing a run at the Sunshine State governor's office, a certain actress could find herself Florida's first lady.