Caption Hilary Swank's Mess of a Dress

Actress piles on the ruffles for the Governor's Awards in Los Angeles this weekend. Write a clever caption about her concoction and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

MattF Says: "Looks like the Smog Monster from Lost was able to find new work."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Hilary Swank in a Marchesa dress, Christian Louboutin booties and Roger Vivier clutch, at the Second Annual Governors Awards in Hollywood

The actress rarely misses with her fashion choices, but this shapeless blob looks like a craft project gone horribly wrong. Hilary, keep your hands away from the scissors and tulle!

What do you think of the Oscar winner's tulletastrophe? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.

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