This week, Star magazine took another shot at playing cupid, claiming that Sophia Bush and longtime beau Austin Nichols weren't just sitting in a (one) tree (hill), but were in fact all the way to the marriage stage.
So, is the TV star, who already has one marriage to Chad Michael Murray under her belt, engaged? Should Jake start writing that best man's speech now? Should Sophia start looking for something blue? Hold onto your registries, this rumor is…
That's 0-2, Star. According to the magazine, which also unsuccessfully attempted to pair off Giada De Laurentiis and John Mayer this week, the 28-year-old Bush and the 30-year-old Nichols "plan to get married soon."
Unfortunately, no one told the couple that.
"Must be a slow week in the gossip world…Sorry y'all, we're not engaged!" Bush tweeted yesterday of her beau since 2006.
Which isn't to say she isn't getting a little practice in.
"Shooting a TV wedding, not a real one! Hahaha."