Topical Jokes to Soothe Your Sheen, Tequila and Snooki Infections

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by Andrew Genser | Thu., Nov. 4, 2010 12:58 PM

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Charlie Sheen has hired a sober coach.

He can hire whatever coach he wants, but when the opponent is his nose, odds are he's still going to get blown away.

Tila Tequila's suing mad. Find out why after the jump!

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Tila Tequila is suing paparazzo Garry Sun for defamation after Garry claimed Tila hired hit men to kill him, and that he and Tila once dated. Tila denies both charges.

We believe Tila. If she did date him, she would have slept with him, which would make the hiring of hit men to kill him superfluous.

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Snooki reportedly spent Halloween partying in Vegas and dressed as a pickle, but evidently had trouble walking. Sources say they saw her fall over while trying to make it up some stairs.

That's not surprising. When Snooki comes in contact with a pickle, it's only a matter of time before it ceases to be erect.

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