Caption Jennifer Connelly's Disappearing Dress

Part of the actress's edgy dress goes missing halfway down the red carpet. What's the deal? Write a clever caption about J.C.'s getup and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

Emilio B Says: "All wrong...that chastity belt is worn UNDER the dress."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Jennifer Connelly in Balenciaga, at the 27th Annual Night of Stars bash in New York City

Um, we're not sure what's happening with Jennifer's getup. Apparently the dress has its own detachable origami paper cover-up and halfway down the carpet the actress decided to ditch it. Is the edgy outfit any better without it?

What do you think of J.C.'s paper-doll pieces? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page!