Hate to say it, but we've been pretty easy on you so far in our Spooky Sex Life competition. Sure, you've had to endure the boring, the bizarre and the über-gross in the past three rounds, but this final preliminary round is the toughest yet. And we decided to up the horror, natch.
Now we present four of the most feared couples in H'wood, at least when it comes to thinking about their sexcapades, that is. Who makes your brain melt (in the worst way possible): the bedroom-blabbing twosome of Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith or one of their equally troublesome threats?
It's up to you to let us know which of these awfully icky twosomes is the absolute worst. Vote now!
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith: Nothing screams unsexy like talking about just how damn scandalous your own sex life is. Which is exactly what Will and Jada have become know for. Doesn't matter who they're talking to or where they are, these two love chatting about every coital detail. And as far as we're concerned, if you've got to brag about it so much, it can't be that great.
Sarah and Todd Palin: We assume these two don't have the most heated sex life—they are from chilly Alaska after all. But even so, with Sarah's attempts at a media take over while dragging Todd along the whole way, we wouldn't be surprised if their igloo wasn't exactly rocking that often. It's that Hollywood attention that's getting her all hot under the hood these days.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: We've said it before but we'll say it again: It's tragic that two of the sexiest (and most talented) stars in young T-town can get together and still cause a snoozefest. But when it comes to counting sheep, these two are the cream of the boring crop. Is that the reason they always look so miserable?
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: Yuck. If this married duo doesn't still completely baffle you, then you know something we don't. Trust, we're biased against any sex that has to do with that most untalented host of America's Got Talent, but we'd rather watch Glitter on repeat than think of him getting busy with loopy M.C. in her glittery, butterfly-themed boudoir.
The winner from this feared foursome will compete in the finals against couples chosen from the three other rounds of coitus-digustingus.
The final round starts Wednesday!