In case you've been laying awake at night muttering, dear God in heaven, how can I ever sleep again without knowing the whereabouts of those Rock of Love girls?, prepare to start sawing logs. Thanks to VH1, we've got the lowdown on what these driven, accomplished young women have been up to.

Which is basically stripping, screeching in wretched rock bands, and stripping. All of which are step up from drinking heavily while living on a communal bus for the sole purpose of getting up close and personal with Bret Michaels' junk.

Dig into even more thrilling territory when glam metal's Joel McHale kicks out the Soupy jams tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

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