The Millionaire Matchmaker is back, and this season ball-busting host Patti Stanger is leaving her stank on New York City, where she has decided to temporarily relocate her business. Last night she met Derek, and tried to give him some tough love by way of what appears to be some sort of bizarre, sexual nursery rhyme.

Uhh...to get to the other side...?...with a woodchuck who could chuck wood...? We're sorry, you lost us. But quick question: Did you used to be a big Andrew Dice Clay fan in the '80s?

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