Since Christina moved into the Bad Girls house, the other inmates have treated her much the way they would treat a rabid squirrel that moved into their house. But once they realized that there was no chance of killing the rabid squirrel because it's foaming at the mouth and protected by a thick layer of spray tan, they understood that maybe the best thing to do was talk to the squirrel and get to know it. Kristen did. And now Kristen sees that perhaps this rabid squirrel isn't so bad.  

 

Turns out the whole thing was a misunderstanding anyways. I meant to yell at her, "Bitch, please." But I was drunk so instead I mixed it up and yelled, "Bleach, pitch." At least that's what she told me. I don't know, I drank a lot of bleach that night.

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