Oh, John McCain.
First, you side with Heidi Montag in The Hills catfight, and now this? In your new campaign ad, you suggest Barack Obama is a celebrity more popular than Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
That's hardly fair. Those two are too busy these days with other concerns to worry about being at the top of the boldfaced heap.
If you want to get tough on Obama, why not compare him with some really hot celebs. Take Christian Bale—have you seen the box-office figures for The Dark Knight? Huge! Or Miley Cyrus? She's massive. And for that matter: Why not compare Obama to enduring stars like Will Smith, Tom Cruise or Tom Hanks?
You could even pit him against some of your supporters: Jon Voight, Erik Estrada or Spencer Pratt? That'd be interesting.
But Paris? Come on, there's gotta be a better comparison. You'd almost think you were trying to belittle him or something.